William Malone Love Fest – House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Posted by Andrew
April 6th, 2010

House on Haunted Hill

1999. The end of a terrible decade for horror. Scream had inspired an endless legion of copycats and pale copies of the copycat movies. “Horror” had been primarily reduced to PG-13 movies that inexplicably ended with a female floating ethereally in a white dress, or to R-rated comedies with a rare spray of blood. Clive Barker had a couple of great movies early in the decade, when I was too young to see them in a theater. Wes Craven managed about 5 good minutes in Wishmaster. The rest was pure, unadulterated garbage.

Enter William Malone.

One can only guess that after 15 years between movies, Malone had something to prove.

Point proven.

I had to leave the theater during the Saturation Chamber scene. I tried to close my eyes, but the sounds just made the movie even scarier. I had to take a break. Ten years of garbage – I wasn’t expecting anything at the theater to ever be scary again.

I remember buying a large Mountain Dew. I preached to the bored girl behind the counter that there was finally a truly scary film playing, right under her nose. She had blond hair like a straight-A cheerleader. Not the big poof. The conservative blond cheerleader. She looked at me like I was an idiot. I paced for a couple more minutes, sipped on the watered-down three dollar Mountain Dew, then went back inside. Then I found a seat way in the back where I could close my eyes a little easier.

All of us walked out of the theater making a slight laughing sound that you only ever hear from people who have just gotten off of a really good thrill ride, or cheated death in a fiery plane crash without a scratch.

It was at the Kraft 8 in Port Huron, Michigan.

It has been over ten years, and I remember all of these details with absurd clarity. I didn’t know the name William Malone. I didn’t even know anyone who was in the movie except for Lisa Loeb, and I was glad she did not sing. She is really talented when not being fashionably sad.

I bought the dvd the day it was released. I now have the movie nearly memorized, and can usually watch the saturation chamber scene without turning away. There really isn’t any point of “thoughts as I watch” as I have done with his earlier films.

I also took this chance to re-acquaint myself with the director’s commentary.

Everyone pulled it together to make House on Haunted Hill a great horror film.

Geoffrey Rush puts in a wonderful job as a central character. His character “Stephen Price” sets up the movie for exactly what it is: a terrifying thrill ride. This is a man who is used to being in control, to the point that he can snatch it right out from under anyone or any twist of fate. Of course, he loses it all by the end of this film.

Famke Jannsen – Lord of Illusions, House on Haunted Hill, three X-Men movies. Here she plays a woman who has elevated herself to nearly being a Queen by pure force of will. Stephen Price takes swift control – Evelyn demands it. The two performances play off each other with absolute synergy. Famke herself has a considerable deal of range and undeniable grace – both of which serve her performance.

Chris Kattan – If you would have told me that anyone from Saturday Night Live could do comedy right in any horror movie, especially back in 1999, I would not have believed it. I was thus shocked to find his roots on that show. The character of Watson Pritchett should be held up high as the right way to put comedy in a horror film. Kattan’s comedy serves to add nervous tension to the film – not degrade the movie for a quick laugh.

Jeffrey Combs looks extremely natural as the movie’s primary villain, even beneath Malone’s experiments with the camera. Or perhaps, especially being a part of those experiments.

Ali Larter, Taye Diggs and Peter Gallagher had all been making impressive names for themselves, and would all three go on to have roles in some of the most notable television shows of this last decade (Heroes, Ally McBeal, and The O.C., respectively).

Even the apparently forgotten Bridgette Wilson played her part as an over-enthusiastic personality with wonderfully shameless exuberance.

Don Davis, probably most well known for the Matrix movies, gave the film a wonderful score. The theme – if not the whole cd – makes my annual Halloween mix without fail every year. The organ music in that theme is as iconic to me as Freddy Krueger’s theme.

We also hear Brahms’s Piano Quartet in G Minor, Op. 25 for the first time. Malone would use it once more in a different project. If done right, this could make a really amazing Director’s Trade Mark. Malone may be only one more use of the piece away from such an honor.

Ah yes, back to Malone. Someone had to be at the center of this movie, pulling the strings and making it all happen. Not only that, but he was fighting the flu through several weeks of the ten week shoot. An interesting note in the commentary was that Geoffrey Rush took great enjoyment in helping Malone issue commands.

Even the effects crew did amazing work. Many of the visual effects were added afterward to footage that was constantly in motion, which took a lot more work to accomplish eleven years ago.

I can’t call this the best overall horror movie I have ever seen. There are classics that pushed the limits of the genre to make movies such as House on Haunted Hill possible.

This IS the best experience I have ever had watching a modern horror movie, and the best experience seeing a horror film at the movie theater. I say this having watched Freddy vs Jason in the same audience as Robert Englund himself. That still pales next to having a movie deliver on this level.

Well, my word processor is just now ending page two, and I haven’t even touched on the movie.

House on Haunted Hill is one of the few gems of the 90s, ranking with Lord of Illusions and Candyman in intensity. The true beauty of House on Haunted Hill is twofold:

The movie works as a horror movie. The characters are well defined adults with their own goals and ambitions. These goals and ambitions go far beyond intoxication and cheap sex. Claustrophobia is used nearly to its fullest effect. The basement sets all depict a place that no sane person would want to enter willingly. And the sound.. that blessed, beautiful sound.  I can not think of any movie that has ever utilized sound with such expertise.

The movie works as a thrill ride. With so many elements of a great horror movie in place, the filmmakers remembered to entertain their audience in the process. Most adult horror feels compelled to trap itself as an ambient piece dependent on mood plus or more little kids in trouble. There was no time for such tropes in this flick.

House on Haunted Hill is a movie that is seeing more appreciation as time goes on. It certainly wasn’t a game-changer, but that may be to the determent of the horror genre. With any luck, more horror fans will give this movie a second look – along with all of its cast and crew.

Everyone did a wonderful job.

I Have Not Forgotten the Malone Movies

Posted by Andrew
April 5th, 2010

I am wrapping up the first draft of House on Haunted Hill, and preparing for FearDotCom.

House on Haunted Hill is something I want to cover the right way – the movie deserves a lot of respect.

Vampire: The Requiem Did Get Better

Posted by Andrew
March 17th, 2010

Somewhere around the 190 page mark, Vampire the Requiem actually became a good book to read.  It was full of flavor, entertaining to read, and even offered great advice to new players and storytellers.  The section on Travel was filled with some much needed humor.  The expanded advice for playing derangements was excellently written.  Ideas were put forth to create really dramatic games instead of useless drama.

This, of course, is still a massive contradiction against the first 40 pages or so.  But, hey, credit for putting anything good in there at all.   If the whole book had been written in the style of what came between Travel and New Orleans then I would have been absolutely, truly impressed.

Vampire: The wretching.

Posted by Andrew
March 12th, 2010

White Wolf is selling pdf files dirt cheap right now, so I finally broke down and picked up Vampire: the Requiem.

Wow. It’s like they took everything I hated from the old books, threw away the game crushing meta plot, and over-exaggerated every remaining unplayable element. The core purpose of the remaining game is to pretend you’re talking in some bar.

I’m 33 years old. Old enough to drink. There’s a goth bar in town where I can do that for real. It’s even called Elysium.

I’m just glad I didn’t pay full price.

William Malone Lovefest – Interlude

Posted by Andrew
March 10th, 2010

My first experience with William Malone’s work was almost certainly among the three episodes of Freddy’s Nightmares that he directed.   Tales From the Crypt was also a much beloved show, when HBO was made available to my brother and I through our parents.

Although the Internet Movie Database and my own research show no full length motion pictures between Creature (1985) and House on Haunted Hill (1999), the significant leap in quality suggest that he was learning his craft very well.

I can’t prove it, but would be willing to bet money that my folks chewed me out for staying up too late on another Saturday to watch Freddy’s Nightmares.  I did it every week.  It is also a near certainty that it was worth it to me on a weekly basis to endure the lectures.  It was worth it every week.

William Malone Love Fest – Creature

Posted by Andrew
March 9th, 2010

Synopsis:

An interstellar vessel on a mission to claim resources before a rival corporation can lay claim crash lands on an alien planet.  The meager crew is then toyed with and hunted by an extraterrestrial terror.

In any given twenty minute stretch there is probably something to really like about this movie.  Unfortunately there seemed to be no cohesive whole to make one entertaining motion picture.  William Malone would go on to do television for over a decade after this, and he thankfully got better over time.

Creature begins fairly well.  Scenes are shot with attention to mood and color in a way that few low budget or horror films ever seem to even think of.

Once the ship reaches its destination, we are treated to talking.  A lot of talking.  William Malone can typically direct a really fun character driven movie.  Creature, sadly, was not one of them.

Some fan service arrives.  Nudity.  Gore.  Amazing gore.  Some of it outright memorable.

Finally, the conclusion draws itself out with the same pacing problems that really crushed the rest of the feature.

Thoughts while watching:

Blood and gore effects are light years beyond Scared to Death.  It takes some time for the horror element to kick in, but it’s fun once it does.

On the subject of time:  The first 20-25 minutes had some beautiful work with colors and lights.  Everything between that and the 50 minute mark is really generic science fiction.   A number of these characters resemble each other in almost every way.  They fill the logical and different roles as the ship’s crew, and provide a greater body count.

Some really fun horror begins after that 50 minute mark.  Malone’s work with visual and makeup effects is as much improved as the gore.  The monsters look like monsters.  The corpses look like corpses.  The things in between are a treat for the eyes.

The characters split up to explore a strange, labyrinthine space ship.  In House on Haunted Hill, the characters will split up to explore a strange, labyrinthine basement.  Never split up.  You’re stuck in the strange labyrinthine place, so there will be plenty of time to explore as a cohesive unit.

In closing

The alien acts like a compendium of all things great about alien movies.  From cold-war body snatchers to early 80s slime-covered monstrosities, this creature does it all.   The design and execution are a large and very welcome improvement over the Syngenor from Scared to Death.  What could have been a simple imitation of the H.R. Geiger Alien is given a lot of personality and a whole toolbox of evil tricks.  This is cool.   Blood looks like blood, and less like orange corn syrup.   There is so much going for this movie on the way in.

Sadly, the movie lacked good characters or rhythm.  Characters were either forgettably generic or wildly unbelievable.  The mission leader started as the unbelievable type and eventually became just another face.  Malone’s talents for characterization were squandered on useless characters.

If this movie would have found its rhythm, then even those faults could have been overlooked.  Enough heads are mangled, mutilated, or even blown up to make an excellent popcorn movie.  In fact, were I a character in that movie then I would want my last name legally changed to “Not In The Face.”  That way my name patch would be humorously juxtaposed against the most common cause of death in outer space.

Creature, in short, did not live up to its potential.  There are brief, wonderful glimpses of something great trying to break through.  For reasons I won’t speculate on, they never get that chance.

William Malone would go on to make very entertaining movies.  If not, then I would not be writing this.  I hate to write a “love fest” and write of my dislike for any of the works.  This is thankfully going to be the only down note of the entire project.

Before moving on to House on Haunted Hill, I want to briefly touch on the television work that Malone did.  It was a sincere surprise to look him up on IMDB and associate his name with some favorite television shows.  Whatever Malone learned in those times would also go on to bring about one of the best moviegoing experiences that I ever had.

There’s an up-note to end this love fest entry on after all.

Balance Issues in Pen & Paper Roleplaying

Posted by Andrew
February 28th, 2010

My brother used to run Shadowrun games at conventions, back in the days of the 2nd and 3rd Edition rulebooks.  He could look at a party of power-gaming assault types, flowery role players, and quiet support characters, and give them all an important part of the story.

The assault type had to shoot down the doors to get everyone in.  The mage could usually help.  The rigger had his drone on the scene to record everything for verification purposes.  The face sweet talked the client for more money, then sweet talked the opponent into letting the party through with a minimal of damage taken before the inevitable firefight would start.  The insane Raven shaman could show off for the camera hooked up to the drone.

So now I’m looking at gaming again.  My wife and I both used to be avid gamers, and we want to play some more.  Yet so much of what I see is “lack of balance.”  This is true if your game is one-dimensional.  Shoot everything.  Talk a lot.  Pure stealth.

So, honestly, just look at the character sheets.  Look at the players.  Adding a spur of the moment detail to your game to include everyone rather than blaming the rules will not only make the session more fun, but make it more memorable.

Scared to Death

Posted by Andrew
February 25th, 2010

Scared To Death

Directed by William Malone, Co-Written by William Malone.

Synopsis:
Ted Lonegran is a retired detective turned writer. Now seemingly carefree, he finds himself drawn into romance and ready to face the world again as an adult. His former partner, however, draws him into investigating a horrific string of murders. Even more terrifying is the true face of the murderer. How many more people will be scared to death by this creature?

Thoughts as I watch:

The movie is playing.  This is what I think of it as it happens.

William Malone’s first full length movie begins with a yellow road sign reading the solitary word “end.” Thankfully, this was only the beginning. By the 4 minute mark, we are treated to the best kind of gratuitous horror movie nudity: the elusive full frontal.

My inner 16 year old already loves this movie.

My inner 16 year old is also feeling nostalgic. Phones that didn’t leave the table. Big hair. Cigarettes everywhere. Brown paper bags. Component stereo systems and twelve inches of black vinyl love. Electric typewriters with no “undo” feature. I remember living like that! William Malone as “Alex Waverly” is just a fun treat, given the nature of this blogging project.

And a love scene. First half of the woman’s eyeshadow abruptly vanishes. Then, she looks more than a little bored right as the act commences. Or maybe she’s really in the zone.

That has to have been the most effective use of roller skates I have ever seen in a horror film. In all film, I doubt anything can match the roller skates at end of Rock & Rule.  This was cool enough to remind me of that.

Interesting choice of colors on this telephone conversation. Shades of blue on one end, shades of brown on the other. Each character’s shirt, phone, and backdrop all possessing a common hue. I would normally not think twice about this if not for having skimmed over Creature.

The blood effects get better as the movie goes on.

This woman looks like Velma from Scooby Doo with Joey Ramone’s hair. I find it extremely compelling, but can’t tell if it’s really hot or really unattractive.

Final Thoughts

The pacing was very interesting. Much of Scared to Death is relaxed, taking its time to let us know the characters before they meet the Syngenor. At times the relaxed pace borders on awkward, but it was really hard to launch a protest during that first drawn out nude scene.

You can definitely see that this movie came from a different time. All of that is nearly periphery. The focus on characters over the easier horror elements does a lot to make the technology less noticeable. The plot is almost ahead of its time, more resembling late 90s Japanese science fiction than late 70s creature features.

And the creature? Most of what we see is its face, which is a good thing. William Malone’s background is deeply rooted in monster effects, and it showed from the neck up. The biggest problem with the rest of the Syngenor is that none of its unique features were put to any use. Had it used those spikes for defense, offense, or simply its main purpose of eating, then the Syngenor itself would have appeared much scarier without a single change to its design.

The characters themselves are an eclectic mix of 1970s influence with 1980s buddy cop tones.

Overall, I can strongly see this movie mirrored against Parasomnia. Despite being a creature feature with Malone’s artwork at the purpose of the story, the focus is on the characters. This is what Malone does when he’s in charge: He draws us in with the lure of his artistic eye, and keeps us in with a story about his characters.

On the other hand…

Posted by Andrew
February 24th, 2010

Posting from work/shopping/anywhere else from a smart phone is really nice too. I’m also thinking of repurposing my Nokia into s portable media player. It has always done s great job of that.

Goodbye Nokia 6133. You served me well.

Posted by Andrew
February 23rd, 2010

After two and a half years with T-Mobile on Nokia’s 6133, I would like to share my thoughts on this phone.

I went with T-Mobile and Nokia because of my time on a prepaid plan, when the service was great (for what it was) and the phone was built like a tank. The 6133 was almost as durable. After all that time, there was the following wear:

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